A Small Life

A Small Life

Stop Being Polite & Ask for Your Money Back

& Exactly How Much I Spent in May. šŸ’°

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Melanie
Jun 05, 2025
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The face of a woman who is more comfortable talking to dogs than people.

I am too polite. I’ve never sent a dish back at a restaurant or asked to talk to the manager. I’ll often have to write out a script before I ask for a well-justified refund. Horrifyingly enough, I’ve even chuckled uncomfortably and walked briskly away when a man snapped my ass with a towel. (To be fair, I don’t know if that last example was out of politeness or fear for my life. The joys of womanhood.)

Being a little less ā€œpoliteā€ and asking for what I want something I’m working on. In particular, I’ve been working on reconciling charges that I would otherwise let go— either because I was too polite to ask for a refund or too lazy to reconcile a $3.00 overcharge.

This past month, I was complaining to my husband that once again, the ADHD tax got me and I forgot to cancel our Sam’s Club membership before it renewed. He shrugged it off— it was only $49, but I couldn’t let it go. So I did some Googling. Most of what I saw suggested that you couldn’t get your money back once you were charged, but one website did give me the magic words: ā€œSam’s Club 100% money-back satisfaction guarantee.ā€ I called, explained the situation, used the magic words and *poof* got my money back. It felt like I pulled a rabbit out of my hat.

A clematis in my garden.

This month I also got up the gumption to ask for a refund on Mother’s Day flowers that didn’t arrive on time. And guess what? I got a refund! I also just simply said ā€œNo thanksā€ and walked away when an item at the checkout rung up a different price and the cashier couldn’t change it.

(Hot tip from someone who used to work at Target: if you say that an item is a different price and it’s less than a $10 difference, we’d change the price without asking any questions. I don’t know if this still works, as I, like a lot of people, are boycotting Target, but this may work at other retailers too.)

Now is the $150 I saved this month standing up for myself going to change my life? No, it’s not. But standing up for myself is a muscle and let’s be real, in Trump’s economy, every penny counts.

Tips for Asking for Your Money Back (Or at least a discount) & How Much I Spent in May

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